FRUIT

Parent teacher conference and I ask, hey, by the way, does my kid eat her lunch? What does she eat? And what did they tell me? That she eats FRUIT. I haven't gotten her to eat fruit since she was 18 months old. We were in occupational therapy for 8 weeks playing all sorts of games to try to get her to eat anything but goldfish crackers--and ideally, fruit!--and apparently she's been making dumbasses outta all of us because now I hear that yeah, she eats FRUIT! And has been all school year.