Sarcasm

Now I know what I've missed about Facebook, all the opportunities to make snarky comments. Good to be back.

Being around M. most of the time makes me have sarcasm withdrawals. She's very literal. The closest I've heard her come to sarcasm was the other day when I was asking her to hold my hand across the street but she had one flower in each hand already. So she said, "I can't hold your hand. I only have two hands. I am not an octopus."

With the right sassy tone that could have been a beautiful sarcastic retort for a 4 year old. But M. really meant just what she said.

She-is-not-an-octopus.