"Hey Mommy?"
"What?"
"I don't like ladies."
"Okay."
"But I like this lady." (points at me)
"Okay."
"And I like Christian's mommy and Grandma, but I don't like other ladies, right Mommy?"
"Okay."
"I don't like the ladies on tv."
"Okay."
"I don't like the ladies on tv because they say 'cluded' lots of times and I don't like them saying that."
"Okay."
"Right Mommy? They say 'cluded' lots of times, right?"
"Okay."
[there's one commercial often aired on Qubo where a woman does use the word "included" and I always hear M. grumbling at it, so that must be where this is coming from]
"I don't like that word and that's why I don't like ladies."
"Okay."
[Then a shape in her spoon of macaroni and cheese catches her eye]
"Hey! This looks like pants!"
"Okay."
...
And so it goes, on and on, all day long, the talking never stops.
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